IF YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER OF THE SHOWER TEAM

* 1 shower per day

* 2 gallons of fresh water per shower included

* Disposal of your 2 gallons of shower water included

* Bring your own towel and clean up after yourself

* Monday through Saturday, if Joe feels like it

* Daily availability subject to whatever the hell happens on playa, in or out of our control

* Quality of facilities and service subject to how angry or lazy Joe is feeling that day

* You must be camping with the French Quarter village and in good standing

* Predicated on getting volunteers to staff the showers!

* Fees are not refundable

* Donations of liquid soaps, perfumes, potpourri, and whiskey are encouraged