Personal Growth Through Unique Experiences

Rub down from the head down? In the Phrenopractorium we perfect the spine tingling art of cosmic head massage. Tired and in need of restoration? Suffering and in need of relief? Crazy and in need of less crazy? Through a complex method involving phrenology, massage, hucksterism, and bald faced lies, we endeavor leave you better than we found you. Remember, it is all in your head.

  • $75 camp dues
  • Donate the most exotic facial oil, cleanser, or refreshing spray you can find
  • $175 village dues (less if paid early, more if paid late)
  • Staff 2 cosmic head massage shifts out of 10 during the week:
    • 11:00am to 4:00pm, Monday through Friday
    • 4:00pm to 9:00pm, Monday through Friday
    • Shower plan available to French Quarter village members for $75 through Dusty Joe's Rust Bucket
    • Remove your own trash, your own grey water, and 1 bag of camp trash at the end of the event
    • Help with teardown on Saturday before the Burn, and village cleanup and packing through Monday
    • Meet your responsibilities to avoid bringing shame to your family for generations
    • Located in the Black Rock French Quarter village
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